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Some Blog I Wrote

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Friday, November 04, 2005


Things you might hear The Donald say on future episodes of "The Apprentice"

  • Your task is to market six new colors of Play-Doh.
  • Daihatsu makes the world's best cars.
  • Frankly, I don't get how you couldn't create a new kind of pickled product.
  • Your reward is a shopping spree at Sherwin Williams.
  • Welcome to the eighth week of your thirteen-week job interview. And by "eighth week" I mean "second week." And by "thirteen-week" I mean "one month." And by "job interview" I mean "ratings grab by a desperate network."
  • I'm really dead inside. You know that?
  • George will be my eyes and ears while Carolyn will be my hat.
  • Your task this week is to pull me out of bankruptcy.


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1 Comments:

At Sat Nov 05, 10:24:00 AM CST, Blogger DavĂ­d wrote...

Ha! The last one is what I first thought to myself when I heard about the concept for the show.

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