What's in yer head, Katie?

Several sources, including Roger "Fox411" Friedman, have noted a recent interview with Katie Holmes in which her demeanor was that of a zombie. As I said earlier, we are all witnesses to the brainwashing of a very public individual. While she might not be crazy, she is certainly a little unwell.

In the same item linked above, Friedman wonders out loud what the true purpose of the Cruise/Holmes insta-romance is, but I wonder if he wrote that with his tongue planted in his cheek. He seemed very eager to exclude the "movie PR theory." His extensive connections might have yielded him an explanation not dissimilar to the particulars of this item, which makes as much sense as their pairing being an effort to promote a summer blockbuster. Of course, Friedman would probably never print something this completely unsubstantiated, and I respect him for it, but deep down, he must believe this to be the truth.