Ebert whips out his Pulitzer

Roger Ebert doesn't like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. When Patrick Goldstein of The Los Angeles Times said essentially the same thing when speaking about the lack of studio funding in quality entertainment, he was bitchslapped by Rob Scheider. Ebert more or less has the final word on the matter in his review of the film.

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Of course, I must always ask, "What would Siskel do?"